The 9 Most Hilariously Epic Latte Art Fails Of All Time

Being a barista is a difficult task. Not only are there a dozen requests for unicorn frappuccinos to deal with on a daily basis, but there’s also the real test of a coffee maker’s patience: latte art. If you’ve never given it a try yourself, then there’s no way you’ll ever understand the hell of trying to get the perfect leaf shape when you’ve got a hoard of caffeine-deprived customers waiting impatiently in front of you.

The following list features some of the worst examples of latte art on the internet. From genitals to Christmas turkeys, you’ll be able to see endless varieties of bizarre images in the foam of these utter #lattefails. Some of them are downright terrible, but others have a strange charm about them… but I’ll let you judge for yourself.

1. I’m not saying anything…

My latte was really happy to see me…? #lattefail #goodmorning

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2. Get your mind out of the gutter

This didn't turn out like I had hoped. 🍆 #lattefail

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3. A massive matcha fail

4. The stirrer stick will save the day

5. There’s no way that could be called art

6. That’s not a heart…

Latte art fail = vagina. (@claireclicks)

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7. Do you see what I see?

8. I see… a frog?

9. An impressive fail, nonetheless

Okay, so there’s no denying those were some of the worst examples of latte art you’ve probably ever seen, but have you ever tried to make your own latte art? It’s like attempting rocket science and brain surgery at the same time. No wonder these coffees ended up looking so downright weird.

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